the only thing wrong with my tattoos is how many I don’t have
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
BUT THE ONLY TWEETS JENSEN HAS FAVORITED ARE JARED’S
HIS FIRST TWEET WAS A PICTURE TAKEN BY JARED
HIS FIRST TWEET WAS HELPED WRITTEN BY JARED
THE FIRST TWEET HE RETWEETED WAS JARED’S
Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!
I’m moving…BYE MOM
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole
it’s not like he had a plan
it’s not like he was only gone from her for maybe three minutes tops
it’s not like he made sure nobody else touched her
it’s not like he trusted her to handle things
completely ditched her
what an asshole
And oft though wisdom wake, suspicion sleeps at wisdom’s gate, and to simplicity resigns her charge, while goodness thinks no ill where no ill seems…—
Paradise Lost, Book III